一碗毒鸡汤
英文
Compere:
An awful lot of young people say,Bo,how do I get into the business?
How do I accomplish what you've accomplished?
What's your advice for young people?
Bo:
I'd say,well,you guys just take a deep breath
…and give up
The system is rigged against you. Your hard work and talent will not pay off.
Compere:
That's it Good night,everybody!
Bo:
I would say don't take advice from people like me
who got very lucky.
Like,Taylor Swift telling you to follow your dreams
is like a lottery winner saying:Liquidize your assets!Buy Powerball tickets!It works!
It WON'T!
Cheer up! You are the worst!
中译
主持人：
许多年轻人问，鲍，如何才能上手？
怎样才能达到你现在的程度？
对年轻人有没有什么好的建议？
鲍：
我想说，伙计们，只需要深呼吸。
然后……放弃就好了。
这套系统是不公平的，你努力工作，但却不会得到相应的报酬。
主持人：
真是个美好的夜晚，我们下期再会！
鲍：
我想说明的是，不要尝试从像我这样幸运的人那里获取忠告。
就像泰勒·斯威夫特告诉你要追随自己的梦想一样，这就如同彩票赢家告诉你：清算你的资产！全部买成彩票！会成功的！
这不会成功！
加油！你是最糟糕的！